Didn't you know God was a Northern lad? In response to Londoners trying to claim a special relationship with the deity in the letters pages of the Guardian,
Norm has given us The Ordsall Prayer.
All together now:
Our Father, which art in Heaton,
Fallowfield be thy Name.
Thy Kingston come.
In Irlam as it is in Denton.
Give us this day our Lower Bredbury...
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